Жена говорит программисту:
- Сходи в магазин, купи батон колбасы. A если есть яйца, возьми десяток.
Программист приходит в магазин и спрашивает:
- У вас есть яйца?
- Тогда дайте мне десяток батонов колбасы.
<pihlopase> Jesus Saves
<jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE
<malaclypse> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two"
<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
<Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants
<drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to porn...
<drmason> so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs
<drmason> alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door
<drmason> I just stood up and was like "fuck... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like"
<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
<benja> The survey was a huge failure...
<benja> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
<benja> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
<benja> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
<benja> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
<benja> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
<benja> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
* Spoon casts Wall of Silence
*** Spoon sets mode: +m
<Spoon> Because exo went insane
<Goku> no, he just brought his insanity up to another level
* Sentinel checks..
*** Sentinel sets mode: -m
<exogen> THERE'S BUTTER ON MY FACE!
*** Sentinel sets mode: +m
Очень понравилась картинка) Без прикола, просто арт.