трололог с иноземкой

You: hi
You: whrere are u from?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: holland
You: Holland? what is Holland? is it far
from Tula?
Stranger: the netherlands?
You: Netherlands? Never heard about it
Stranger: shame on you
You: How far from Tula are Netherlands
situated?
Stranger: far
You: So I suppose u have never been in
Tula?
Stranger: nope
You: Poor boy
You: Are u saving money for trip to Tula?
You: To see this fascinating city
Stranger: girl
Stranger: no i don't even know where it is?
You: Ok. So u're a girl and have never been
to Tula and don't even know about it - now
how do you feel being such an miseducated
person? Are you a prostitute? I heard they
are as usual not that smart.
You: GO GO TULA!
You: ULALA!
You: Hey!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: no im not a hooker
Stranger: you don't even know where
holland is
Stranger: do you know amsterdam?
You: Whu should I know some suburb city
outside Tula region?
You: Do you have electricity in your
holland?
You: Cause we have it in Tula
Stranger: no we live in cartonboxes
You: that's not surprising
Stranger: no i thought so
Stranger: question, tula is in africa
Stranger: right?
You: I must say u're quite intelligent for a
wild savage
You: What is Africa? Is it far from Tula?
Stranger: are you born without brains
orsometing
Stranger: something*
You: Wow! People outside Tula know what
brain is! FANTASTIC! Do you have schools?
Stranger: no, we don't have toilets even
Stranger: we pee in the bushes
You: what's wrong in peeing in bushes?
You: we always do that in Tula
Stranger: that's disquisting
You: Hey you have street toilets in
Amsterdam, so don't you say it's diguisting
You: !
You: Do you like dogs?
Stranger: how did you know that?
Stranger: hah
You: Know what?
Stranger: you know where holland
Stranger: sucker
You: No
You: I just guessed it
Stranger: sure
You: Who sucker?! You sucker!
Stranger: no i'm a bride of jesus
Stranger: i don't suck
Stranger: what ever
Stranger: bitch
Your conversational partner has
disconnected.